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| President Obama pardons "Popcorn" in 2012. Photos of this year's pardoning were restricted for security reasons. |
In honor of the day, I present to you the actual remarks made Wednesday by the actual president when he pardoned this year's turkeys, whose actual names are Mac and Cheese.
THE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon, everybody. Please have a seat. Normally we do this outside. The weather is not cooperating today. But I want to, first of all, on behalf of Malia and Sasha, wish everybody an early Happy Thanksgiving. I am here to announce what I’m sure will be the most talked-about executive action this month. (Laughter.) Today, I’m taking an action fully within my legal authority -- (laughter) -- the same kind of action taken by Democrats and Republican presidents before me -- to spare the lives of two turkeys, Mac and Cheese, from a terrible and delicious fate. (Laughter.)
I want to thank Joel Brandenberger, the president of the National Turkey Federation; Gary Cooper, its chairman; and his son Cole Cooper, who personally raised Mac and Cheese. Give them a big round of applause. (Applause.) Cole is keeping a pretty careful eye there on Cheese. (Laughter.) Uh-oh, he’s getting pretty excited about this.
Thanks to all those who voted online to pick the official National Thanksgiving Turkey. Cheese wants you to know that he won. (Laughter.) Mac, the alternate, is not so badly off either. Let’s face it -- if you’re a turkey, and you’re named after a side dish -- (laughter) -- your chances of escaping Thanksgiving dinner are pretty low. So these guys are well ahead of the curve. They really beat the odds.
It is important to know that turkeys have always had powerful allies. Many of you know that Benjamin Franklin once wrote, “I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character…the turkey is, in comparison, a much more respectable bird.” (Laughter.) I think these two turkeys would agree with Mr. Franklin. And they’ll get to live out the rest of their days, respectably, at a Virginia estate with 10,000 {sic} acres of roaming space.
I know some will call this amnesty -- (laughter) -- but don’t worry, there’s plenty of turkey to go around. (Laughter.) In fact, later this afternoon, Michelle, Malia and Sasha and I will take two turkeys that didn’t make the cut to a local food pantry that works hard year-round to make sure that folks in our Nation’s Capital have food to eat and clothes to wear. I want to thank Jaindl Turkey Farm in Pennsylvania for donating once again those birds for -- it's, in fact, been six years in a row that they’ve made these contributions -- and for making Thanksgiving dinner possible for some of our fellow Americans.
Finally, The Washington Post recently questioned the wisdom of the whole turkey pardon tradition. “Typically on the day before Thanksgiving,” the story went, “the man who makes decisions about wars, virus outbreaks, terrorism cells and other dire matters of state, chooses to pardon a single turkey … plus an alternate.”
Tell me about it. It is a little puzzling that I do this every year. (Laughter.) But I will say that I enjoy
it because with all the tough stuff that swirls around in this office, it's nice once in a while just to say: Happy Thanksgiving. And this is a great excuse to do it.
Tomorrow is a pretty special moment when we give thanks for the people we love, and where we're mindful of the incredible blessings that we have received. We remember the folks who can’t spend their holiday at home, especially the brave men and women in uniform who help keep our country secure. And we celebrate a holiday that, at its best, is about what makes this nation great -- and that's its generosity and its openness, and, as President Franklin Roosevelt once said, our commitment, “to make a country in which no one is left out.”
Now, because I know everyone wants to get out of town, Mac and Cheese included -- (laughter) -- it
is time for me to engage in the official act. So let’s see what we can do here with Cheese.
Come on, girls. (Laughter.) All right, are we ready? Cheese, you are hereby pardoned from the Thanksgiving dinner table. (Laughter.) Congratulations. (Applause.)
He looks pretty happy about it. (Laughter.) All right, if you want to take Cheese down, that's okay. (Laughter.) I will tell you, though, turkeys don't have the best-looking heads. (Laughter.) You know what I'm saying? You think they’re beautiful?
MR. COOPER: I think they’re beautiful -- they’re red, white and blue --
THE PRESIDENT: There’s a patriotism element to it. (Laughter.) Absolutely. (To Malia and Sasha) -- Do you want to pet him?
MALIA: No. (Laughter.)
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Good to see you. Appreciate you.
Thank you, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. (Applause.)
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President Lyndon B. Johnson
lobbies a Congressman from Tennessee...
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President Richard M. Nixon could not
believe this turkey was more popular
than him.
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Thanks to all those who voted online to pick the official National Thanksgiving Turkey. Cheese wants you to know that he won. (Laughter.) Mac, the alternate, is not so badly off either. Let’s face it -- if you’re a turkey, and you’re named after a side dish -- (laughter) -- your chances of escaping Thanksgiving dinner are pretty low. So these guys are well ahead of the curve. They really beat the odds.
It is important to know that turkeys have always had powerful allies. Many of you know that Benjamin Franklin once wrote, “I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character…the turkey is, in comparison, a much more respectable bird.” (Laughter.) I think these two turkeys would agree with Mr. Franklin. And they’ll get to live out the rest of their days, respectably, at a Virginia estate with 10,000 {sic} acres of roaming space.
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This turkey could find no weapon of mass destruction
on President George W. Bush.
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Finally, The Washington Post recently questioned the wisdom of the whole turkey pardon tradition. “Typically on the day before Thanksgiving,” the story went, “the man who makes decisions about wars, virus outbreaks, terrorism cells and other dire matters of state, chooses to pardon a single turkey … plus an alternate.”
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"I don't know, a sea turtle?" responds President Ronald Reagan
when asked what kind of animal he was pardoning.
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it because with all the tough stuff that swirls around in this office, it's nice once in a while just to say: Happy Thanksgiving. And this is a great excuse to do it.
Tomorrow is a pretty special moment when we give thanks for the people we love, and where we're mindful of the incredible blessings that we have received. We remember the folks who can’t spend their holiday at home, especially the brave men and women in uniform who help keep our country secure. And we celebrate a holiday that, at its best, is about what makes this nation great -- and that's its generosity and its openness, and, as President Franklin Roosevelt once said, our commitment, “to make a country in which no one is left out.”
Now, because I know everyone wants to get out of town, Mac and Cheese included -- (laughter) -- it
is time for me to engage in the official act. So let’s see what we can do here with Cheese.
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"What did you say your name was darlin?"
President Bill Clinton asked this turkey.
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Come on, girls. (Laughter.) All right, are we ready? Cheese, you are hereby pardoned from the Thanksgiving dinner table. (Laughter.) Congratulations. (Applause.)
He looks pretty happy about it. (Laughter.) All right, if you want to take Cheese down, that's okay. (Laughter.) I will tell you, though, turkeys don't have the best-looking heads. (Laughter.) You know what I'm saying? You think they’re beautiful?
MR. COOPER: I think they’re beautiful -- they’re red, white and blue --
THE PRESIDENT: There’s a patriotism element to it. (Laughter.) Absolutely. (To Malia and Sasha) -- Do you want to pet him?
MALIA: No. (Laughter.)
THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. Good to see you. Appreciate you.
Thank you, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. (Applause.)
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